How To Drink Like A B.O.S.

April 18, 2014

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HOW TO DRINK LIKE A B.O.S.

 

STEP 1

GET A PAIR OF THESE STAINLESS STEEL BAD BOYS

 

 

STEP 2

SET THEM IN YOUR FREEZER FOR 90 mins. SO THE ARCTIC CORE CAN ACTIVATE (NO WE ARE NOT FROM THE FUTURE)

 

 

STEP 3

GET YOUR FAVORITE WHISKEY OR SPIRIT OF CHOICE

 

STEP 4

POUR SAID WHISKEY IN THE PERFECT WHISKEY GLASS

 

 

STEP 5

USING THE B.O.S. TONGS PLACE THE PERFECTLY CHILLED BALLS OF STEEL IN YOUR DRINK

 

 

STEP 6

LET THE PERFECTLY CHILLED DRINK OF YOUR CHOICE BLOW YOUR MIND WHILE YOU EXPERIENCE PUBERTY FOR THE SECOND TIME. LIKE A B.O.S.

 

 

 

-OriginalBOS




Quintin Palmer
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